Posted by Johnipoohs on September 03, 2004 at 19:25 [80.3.64.4]
Went out on Bwighton Beach in my nappy de other day. Took all my cwoves off when it got hot. Walked all awong the beach for 2 hours in my nappy and plimsolls & did paddwls in de sea. I was everso wet and poohey. Lots and lots of people dere, mummies & daddies & kiddies and naughty tennagers kissing. Most were nice and quiet but some laughed at me (boo-hoo!). Some boys about 13 chased me and fwew stones! Big gwoup of teenagers scweamed at me when I went fwu them. But I don't fink anybody giggwled when I was paddwling in de sea wif em. Den when I went up to a food kiosk on de pwomenade in just my nappy to buy a icecweam & a dwinkie, evwyone stared. But afterwards a naughty policeman stopped me and made me cwy & I poopooed mysewf again I was so scared. Took me to de station and den sent me home and I couldn't paddwl any more.
Anyone want meet Johnipoohs on Bwighton Beach?
Byebyes
Johnipoohs x x x
Email: johnipoohs@ntlworld.com