I will beat anyone else's deal ...



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Posted by Wet Eddie on September 17, 2004 at 08:13 [67.64.207.51]

In Reply to: Sorry But... posted by The VOice OF Reason on September 17, 2004 at 07:46

No one will be your friend for less. Accept no imitations. I accept all competitors' coupons.

I will feign a genuine interest in all your prattlings and perversions. No freak is too fruity for me. Ask for me by name.

If you think you can find a friend for less than what I'm charging, I will eat my shoe.

You must act now as supplies are extremely limited. Open to the public. No wholesalers please!

If you're not completely satisfied with our friendship, I will refund 100% of your money!!*

Why be alone when you can pay me to pretend to like you?

Ed

*Less, of course, a slight re-stocking fee, shipping and handling, dealer prep, undercoat, additional profit surcharge, and any remaining money.

Email: w3t3ddie@hotmail.com


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