Posted by kalory on July 02, 2005 at 18:17 [152.163.101.10]
In Reply to: really want to be incontinent posted by will on July 02, 2005 at 17:45
OK, here's what you do:
1. take 12 oranges and peel the skins off
2. seperate the oranges pieces
3. put the skins in a blender with 6 of the orange pieces
4. take the rest of the orange pieces and put them in the fridge for later
5. now take a banana and peel it
6. take the orange "pulp" from the blender and put it into a Fleet colon cleanse bottle (can get it at Walgreens).
7. sqeeze the contents into your bum
8. now insert the banana up your bum - it acts like a plug; keep it in for 20 minutes
9. insert a long straw up your pee hole; it won't go to your bladder of course, but it isn't acting like a catheter
10. lay on your back, and using a small funnel dribble 4 oz warm water into the straw
11. now drop 4 small sewing needles into the straw
12. using a magnet guide the needles a bit farther till it starts to hurt a bit
13. now take your fruity ass and pierced pee hole back to the rock you crawled out of. Jackass get a life.
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