Posted by Dr Doan Duit on July 13, 2005 at 19:14 [67.33.253.212]
In Reply to: Re: ATTENDS- Some VERY important information!!!!!! posted by No One on July 12, 2005 at 19:37
According to their worldwide press release that is currently airing on every radio and TV channel in every language everywhere all of the time, here is Attends top PR agent, Dr. Doan Duit:
"According to our need to reduce manufacturing costs in order to remain competetive in a market which is already flooded we can no longer offer Attends with enough room for the use of butt-plugs. We suggest that those who require the use of butt-plugs find a different place for them. After centuries of testing our scientists and research staff have found the mouth to be the most suitable new receptacle, and by so doing ABBPU's (adult baby butt plug users) can save the expense of a pacifier in the process. Not to mention the ABBPU's will then no longer be able to spew forth crap from their mouth, thus also saving them the expense of a rare surgical operation known as a rectal crainiotomy, wherin one's head is surgically removed from where the butt plug was formerly used."
Email: doanduit@anytime.duh