What a Day!

[Maria]

My boyfriend gets a stiff dick when I pee in my pants, but he is totally not interested in scat. He knows I go in my pants sometimes, and in fact I have done it in front of him a couple of times, like the time we were stuck in traffic and I was really aching. I didn't want to keep holding it, so I asked him if he minded if I just went in my pants and he said to go ahead.

So I thought it was cool. But today I guess I took it too far. We went to a crafts fair and were wandering around separately. I had to go, but got discouraged by the long lines standing in front of the wretched looking port-a-potties. Since I was wearing a very loose dress and didn't think there would be a bulge, I just did what comes naturally.

When I met up with the bf, he sniffed at the air and said, "Did you just do what I think you did?"

I said, "Sure, why not? You'd be surprised how people never notice what's happening around them."

"Well, I think people will notice. I can smell it, and your britches are bulging!"

"Really? I thought the dress was too loose for that."

"We'd better get you out of here before it turns into a bad scene."

"But I'm not finished looking at things yet!"

He grabbed me by the arm and hurried me to the car. He was very quiet on the way home, and then said, "Sometimes you behave like such a skank that I can hardly believe it."

So here I sit, home alone, feeling annoyed and a little bit angry. Maybe I did take it kind of far, but he should know me well enough by now to know that I do things like this fairly often.