My Latest Adventure

[Maria]

By the way, here is a new story. This happened on Tuesday, March 27.

As I said, I am visiting relatives in Latin America. One of my relatives took me on the bus to a village to witness the Mayan ceremonies for the ancient calendar. (I had a great-grandmother from Guatemala, so believe it or not I am actually part Maya, about 1/16th.) This particular relative is a dirty old man with a hard dick for anything really filthy. I wore jeans so he wouldn’t keep putting his hand up my dress but I still had to tolerate having my butt goosed about every ten minutes, but he is the only family member who really knows much about the indigenous stuff.

So we’re coming back on the chicken bus to the place where I am staying. It’s about a three or four hour journey. I am jammed into the back of the bus, standing up and holding on for dear life. During my travels (during the past couple of years I have spent at least nine months down here altogether), I have seen a couple of people get so desperate while jammed on the bus that they did it in their pants. Simple campesinos don’t have the same boundaries we do. I did it once myself, some may remember my post from about a year ago.

I should have skipped breakfast before getting on the bus but I was dumb and ate anyway and now I was desperate for a poop. I told my relative, “I’m just about to shit in my pants,” and he looked at me with a nasty leer on his face. Most of the time I am a middle-aged bookworm who spends the evening reading alone, but when I get nasty I can be really nasty, and I thought, “Oh no, this is just my kind of scene, really dirty and naughty, I hope I can resist temptation.”

In the end, I couldn’t resist. We still had about 45 minutes left to go when I cut loose and made a big mess in my white nylon panties right there in the bus, providing everyone with a funky smell and a nice view of the bulge in my jeans. The dirty old man I’m rather unfortunately related to and loves everything nasty was wearing loose trousers and I could see that he had a stiff one in there.

Nobody said anything. Campesinos never do. When we got off the bus we walked home, I really was pretty gooey by that time. I hurried into the house to shower up, but Mr. Filth told the whole family what I had done. At dinner that night all the guys in the household were looking at me in a new way, not openly sexual but somewhat uncomfortable on a number of points.

When you know that a gal has peed or pooped in her panties, you just can’t help thinking about her underwear, can you? Doesn’t matter if you’re really into this fetish or not, you still can’t help wondering what she did it in. The perverted slut within me really loves it when I know that’s what the guys are thinking!

[Narada]

Welcome back, Spanish Rose! I'd been wondering where you'd got to. And no, I don't actually doubt that you're of Mayan descent--I hear that most American Hispanics have Aztec/Mayan blood.

Anyway, nothing could be hotter than a woman on a crowded bus (a chicken bus, no less!) with a load in her pants! It would have been hot if you had let that dirty old relative of yours cop a feel...I know I would have gone for it if I was him! I can't believe none of the campesinos (what does that mean?) didn't react at all to your "accident!" I could never get used to such a thing! If women pooped themselves everyday on the bus ride to work right in front of me, I'd be absolutely ecstatic--not to mention hard as a brick.

Thanks for sharing, Maria. Hasta luego! Don't be a stranger!

PS--If you have any sexual encounters with your relatives while you're down there, please share! >=)

[Maria]

Hi Narada.

A campesino is literally "a person of the countryside." It sounds much nicer than "peasant."

[DaveW]

Great to hear that you're back, Maria. I do remember the last time you pooped your pants on the bus about a year ago, and I'm glad you had the chance to do it again.

It's interesting, the different reactions you receive in different cities. Doing that on a city bus in California would get you booted off the bus, I'm sure.

Thanks for sharing!

[spandexman]

Thanks for sharing and even the Mayan ruins part was interesting. You will make someone very lucky someday.

[dookiebooty]

Welcome back cagona!!

I'm not surprised no one cared about the smell. Like I said before, it's not a fetish thing south of the border. People just do it... And in a lot of cases almost encourage it. There's more ways to say "let loose" in spanish than I bet even I've heard. Ya sabes Maria. Rajale!

[jonboy]

I absolutely love your stories:-) especially the jeans ones. Do u ever post pics on the site:-)

[taranis]

Originally Posted by jonboy

I absolutely love your stories:-) especially the jeans ones. Do u ever post pics on the site:-)

LOL...

Jonboy, I'm not laughing at you, just that you've pointed to possibly the biggest elephant in the room on this board!

Basically, its doubtful as to the authenticity of the authors claims, but apparently they've taken loads of pics but just can't bring themselves to take the plunge and upload them, despite all the support from this board's inhabitants. It all smelled a lot like a different kind of poop from the human variety, shall we say.

Ultimately, whoever this person posting actually is, they're a good writer and make for entertaining reading, so it's not so annoying. Not as amazing as it could've been, sure, but one gets used to such things on forums within a pretty short space of time.

[nrwp85]

as always Maria, your stories are always amazing to read and i enjoy them all!

[jonboy]

Yeah ur right lol....guess our minds are always going to wonder , so to speak:-)....u r right though, if u r real and proud of doing the deed, then I would think ud be proud to show the result, even ic its not a face pic , turn around and just show the mess lol