Posted by Matt on June 25, 2009 at 12:09 [92.2.179.189]
Hi I wanted to tell you about my friend who is a little accident prone, not like full on accidents but little ones that he just seems to let go as if it is quite normal, sometimes he mentions them but mostly he doesn’t. He also doesn’t seem to care to much where and when they happen, does not make a lot of sense. Btw I am 18 and he has just turned 18, we are good friends and spend a lot of time together and we also work together so I guess I see him quite a lot, maybe this is why I have noticed it.
He sometimes stays over as well and that really made me notice what he does when I have seen him getting changed cause sometimes he wonders round my room in his boxers as he sleeps in them and it is quick noticeable that they are dirty.
He does fart a lot and I think that this may be part of his problems with his major skiddies but he also has great yellow patches and as he wears a lot of white boxers it is kind of obvious. I could probably give u loads of stories of when it has happened. I just think he doesn’t care or it just doesn’t bother him.
At work our trousers are dark grey but it still shows up if they are wet and I don’t know if he realise it. Last week I was working with him and we were having a 10 min break and he kept farting and holding himself when we were in the staff area. Just before we had to go back he said he really needed the toilet but our break was almost over so we walked towards the toilets as we go past them to get back to the shop floor where we work and as we got there he said that there wasn’t time for him to go and he couldn’t be bothered, he would go later, so we walked back onto the shop floor and carried on working. We were putting stuff out and he kept grabbing himself every so often and still let a few farts go. Then a customer asked him a question and as he was talking to her I noticed a wet patch appear on his trouser and grow to about 5cm round, noticeable, but he didn’t react or do anything, that was about it I didn’t notice any thing else for the next hour and a half or so before we went on lunch apart from him keep farting. As we went on lunch he said I’m starving so I’m going to go eat something and we walked straight past the toilets and he didn’t even look at them let alone go into them. We sat down and I noticed his wet patch was almost gone but then after about 5 mins of us sitting eating, he was sat opposite me on a seat, I noticed the wet patch had returned again and this time a bit bigger. He was obviously sat there pissing into his boxers bit by bit and I noticed the patch grow bit by bit over the next 10 mins, then he did a massive fart and got up and said I got to go to the toilet or I will shat myself. That night he stayed over mine and when he got changed from work his boxers looked very skid marked from behind , almost looked liked his may have shat himself a bit and I noticed from the mirror that the front had a nice yellow shine to them. He didn’t even mention it or do anything, just pulled on his joggers over them and then we went out. I just think he can’t care, anybody else know anybody the same. There are loads or other events I could share. Bye.
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