Posted by Sarah on March 08, 2010 at 15:32 [68.90.237.77]
Last night, I had a science study session at our friends house and my BFF told me she had to fart really bad and we started laughing about it. She said she had to take a shit, but that she knew she could hold it until she got home later. All 7 of us were in the living room studying and eating snacks. She told all of us that she needed to go to the kitchen and get something to drink, But she really wanted to silently fart in the kitchen. She didn't want to go to the bathroom because it was right near the living room and she didn't want it to echo.
She told me, "I'm going to the kitchen to fart!" We laughed. I stayed in the living room. After a few minutes, I saw her face...it was red and she looked HORRIFIED. She grabbed her purse and keys and told us she felt sick. She sent me a text telling me she had accidentally shit her pants and had to go home. I KNEW she had by the look on her face. WISH I WAS IN THE KITCHEN WHEN IT HAPPENED.
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