Posted by Maria on August 02, 2010 at 08:04 [67.164.145.230]
I seem to be on a roll lately.... Doing the deed more often than usual.
It's summer and the time is here for action movies. Even though I tend to read very "serious" fiction and a lot of non-fiction, I do tend to have less serious tastes when it comes to films. I like to see guys with rippling muscles, chicks who kick ass, and things that blow up.
So I went to a matinee this weekend, and midway through the film (pronounced "feelm" by serious folks but pronounced "flicks" by folks like me) I was seized with a powerful urge to unload.
What's a poor girl to do? If I rush to the bathroom, I miss one of the best action scenes in the flick. If I grit my teeth, clench my fists and try to hold on, I can't even pay attention to the movie very well.
Only one possible solution.... I stand up, walking almost backwards down the aisle so that I won't miss a moment of the action scene, then find a new seat in a pretty empty part of the theater. (Lucky for me that there wasn't a big audience for that showing.)
Now I can take a nice relaxing dump in my white cotton panties without having to miss anything. Problem solved!
I will admit that I high-tailed it out of there without staying to watch the closing credits as I usually do.
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