Posted by AccidentalTourist on August 23, 2010 at 08:25 [128.118.192.141]
I am on the administrative staff at a university. Today is the first day of classes for the fall semester. This happened fairly early this morning, probably around 8:15.
I was in and out of my office, getting coffee and the mail, when I noticed a pretty blond student enter the building hallway. She was wearing a white top, very short jeans shorts and flipflops, the standard female student uniform. She was walking kind of slowly, and I saw her peek into several offices as if she was looking for someone or something. This is unusual because the staff in our wing of the building don't have much student contact. I saw her consult the building directory across the hall and noticed what I first took to be a splash of mud on the back of her leg. Then I caught a whiff of what smelled like poop and just as I was realizing what had happened, she turned to me and asked where the restroom was. I gave her directions and she turned around again and walked away. She had completely shit her pants. There was a brown bulge in her shorts and the aforementioned mudslide completely down the back of her right leg all the way from her shorts to her ankle.
She'd left a trail of shit all along the hallway, and down the central hallway and, as we learned later, the women's restroom was nuked. A coworker came out of her office holding her nose and cracking up with laughter, and she signaled the janitorial staff, who happened to be down the hallway. They spent at least half an hour cleaning the two hallways, and they had to completely close the restroom; I was told that there was shit everywhere, in two stalls, all over the sinks and the towel dispensers, all over the floor. She abandoned her shorts and panties. A female coworker took her some gym shorts to wear home after she cleaned herself up.
We have been speculating about the cause -- illness, or stress of the first day of school? Or perhaps this girl got roaring drunk last night? The surprising this was that when she asked me for directions to the restroom, she seemed completely unfazed by the whole thing, as if she was unaware that she'd shit herself, or as if shitting herself was something that happened to her all the time. Or maybe she was in total shock and just trying to hold herself together.
The other surprising thing, or maybe not surprising, is that although she was very cute, I didn't find myself turned on at all. Instead I felt really sorry for her. My feelings about this sort of thing are contradictory. In the fictional world I am very turned on by women shitting their pants, especially by accident, but in the non-fictional world, I think I would be more turned on by witnessing a deliberate pants pooping; a real accident just prompts sympathy.
Does anyone else experience this same sort of conflict?
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