Posted by rubbersuit on September 16, 2000 at 01:26
I've posted about this before, but I just got to tell you all about a great summer I've had crapping my riding jods. This time I did it in a shop !. I was dressed for riding in boots and jods (i've got a nice white pair - the stain really shows !). I drove into a garage out in the countryside to fuel up and was already busting for a dump. I had intended to go for a walk and shit myself, but while standing behind this guy paying for fuel, I quietly let a long turd unload itself into my jods. I had a huge erection as the jods stretched to accommodate my load. I paid for my fuel, noticing a slight smell, like someone had dropped a fart. I could feel a huge solid bulge in my jods as I walked out of the shop. I wonder if anyone noticed !. Best bit came when I sat down in the car and it spread all over.
Out in the countryside, I like to park up and go for a walk in my riding kit. I relax my bowels and just wait for nature to take it's course (a strong black coffee usually helps !).When I feel it coming, I usually stop, stand with my legs apart and let it squish out into the seat of my jods. Soft poo feels great as it oozes all over your butt. I'd like to know how I could induce diarrea. My fantasy is to go out in my jods and let rip a 'wet' fart. I can imagine what it must feel like to have liquid poop oozing out into my tight jods, dribbling down my legs and filling up my riding boots. It would look (and smell) really messy !.
One of my 'rules' while out is to 'poop walk' back to the vehicle from wherever I crap myself. This stems from the 70's when a young friend of mine had a messy accident in his shorts and waddled bow-legged all the way home to avoid spilling the crap down his legs. So, when I've shit my jods, I waddle back to my car in that I-shit-my-pants way with both legs wide apart. It' s so obvious that I've crapped myself !. But as usual, I chicken out whenever someone comes by !. Is there anyone out there is SW england who would like to join me for a walk in the countrysid and have a messy dump in our jods ?.
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