Posted by Ron on September 25, 2000 at 00:00
Well, I didn't actually poop on my phone, but yesterday my dad called to chat. I was on my way to the BR when he called, so I was needing to poop quite bad. My wife was out of the house for a while, so I was alone.
5 minutes into the conversation my stomach really started to hurt, and since I was alone, I just filled my pants in the middle of the living room while talking to my dad. Quite exciting. We talked for about half an hour, and now I had to clean up before my wife came home. I did not sit down at any time to not make a really bad mess. So I dumped the load in the toilet, rinsed the underwear with water, cleaned my but and I was safe.
5 minutes afterwards she came home. She did not say anything, but the smell was in the air...
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