Posted by Accidental Tourist on October 04, 2000 at 15:38
In Reply to: Serious Medical Advice posted by Dr. Joseph Cardely on October 03, 2000 at 20:52
Dear Dr. Cardely,
I am so pleased that you wrote us to tell us of this terribol danger. In fact, I know what you say is true.
I have been expoced to poop all my life, sometimes as large amounts in my pants but more often as minisqule amounts in my anus, left there because no matter how hard I try I can't wipe it all away. Also, I almost always have some pupe inside my colon (that's a technical-medical term for my poop shute), which as you know (since you have a degree in the study of diseezes) is just an extension of the skin that goes inside the body.
As it happens, I am also in the process of dying -- I may not even live for another 40-50 years. I have known since I was quite yung (6 or 7) that I was definitly going to die. What's more, I also live within a 50 mile radius of San Jose, California, so since that's near your lab, I'm sure that that makes my sichuation even more true!
Thank you Dr. Cardely, I will never poop in my pants again.
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