Posted by jerry on October 08, 2000 at 11:58
In Reply to: Ever shit y'self stoned? posted by Curious Pooper on October 08, 2000 at 10:41
It's happened to me twice. The first time was at a bluegrass festival. I was plasyered after drinking rum and orange juice all evening, and woke up after being asleep for a couple of hours. I staggered to the nearest porta john (In a driving rain storm) when I opened the door' there was at least an inch of shit in the floor and on the seat. In my drunken wisdom, I decided that if I was going to get shit all over myself, I had rather it was mine, so I shit in my pants and went back to bed. My wife wasn't happy with me in the morning. The second time, I was at home. After a long night of drinking, I passed out in my chair. I awoke the next morning to a splitting headache, and a large load in the seat of my pants.
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