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Posted by Prince Morgan on October 09, 2000 at 14:22

Check this out.

One Halloween a couple years ago, me and some buddies hit a bunch of parties. We ate a lot of crap-candy, chips and nachos with jalapenos-stuff like that. We also drank a boatload of beer, something I shouldn't really have done, and have actually since quit entirely. By the time we all piled into our one friend's old car to go home it was like four-thirty in the morning and we were all pretty wiped. I was in the front, next to the door, and there was a guy squeezed between me and the driver. There were four in the back.

We were pretty far from home, and after we'd been on the road for a while, I said to Chad (the driver) that I had to take a wicked beer piss and shit. He told me he wasn't going to pull over. The other guys were pretty much out of it. I told Chad he really better pull over, and he still wouldn't. I was wearing this caveman outfit, which was basically just a chestpiece and skirt made out of fake fur. There was fake fur underwear that went with it, but I had lost them at one of the parties (they ended up on a ceiling fan!), so I was basically bare-assed on the vinyl seat. I figured, what the fuck? So I let go where I sat. The piss just sprayed out, soaking the front of my fur. Some ran forward under the skirt onto the floor, some flowed backward, under and around my ass. That felt pretty nice, and I got instantly hard. Chad wasn't being too attentive, because the piss, which went on for like a minute and a half or something was nearly done spurting when he says:"What the fuck's that?"

"I don't know," I said, acting like I was listening but couldn't hear anything. The smell was pretty intense, and just as I started to let my beer-shit out without raising up on the seat at all (it was really soft, and trapped between my ass and the seat it just sort of pushed out in all directions), Chad sniffed and said:"Aw, shit! Did someone take a piss?"

"Yeah," I said. ""It smells that way, dude."

By now, all that was gonna' come out the way I was sitting had, but I still had to go, so I raised myself off the seat some and let out this huge fart, followed by a major shitblast that splatted down into the mess on the seat. That more or less woke everyone up, especially Cris, who was sitting beside me.

"Holy fuck!" Chad screamed, jamming the brakes but with nowhere to pull over.
"You took a shit! You took a fuckin' shit!"

"Yeah, dude. A BIG fuckin' shit. Told you to pull over."

Of course, I got to clean the inside of Chad's car the next day, but he was pretty cool about it otherwise. So was Cris, even though he got a little on him. I think he kind of got off on it, actually.Maybe someday he'd like to try again. Maybe reverse roles. Well, Halloween IS coming around soon.

Keep doin' it, man!

Peace!

Email: princemorgan2000@hotmail.com


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