Posted by Nym on October 09, 2000 at 19:38
I'll finish with a really quick story: I remember once when I was 11, I went round to a friend's house to play on his computer. He was always really embarrassed about going to the toilet. We'd been playing games for a while, and he was looking less and less comfortable - shifting round on his seat and sounding very distracted. He did a couple of loud farts, and kept playing. A couple of minutes later, it sounded like he did a quick, wet fart, but then he just sat there looking totally shocked saying 'I'm poohing my pants' - he just stayed there for about 30 seconds, whilst the smell started to rise around him. He sounded close to tears. After it'd finished coming out, he stood up and carefully walked to the toilet, asking me to come with him. He took his trousers down, and his pants were soaked with brown, semi-liquid pooh - it was starting to drip down his legs on both sides, and went right up to the small of his back where he'd farted. He asked me to try and find his pants, but there weren't any where he said, so he then asked me to go find his Mum who was downstairs. He was starting to cry a bit at this point. His Mum seemed very annoyed with him for what he'd done (seeing as he'd been next door to the bathroom at the time), and she went off to get some clean pants out of the tumble drier. She then helped him clean himself up, which took a while as I think he did some more whilst he was waiting for her - he didn't want to get the seat of the toilet messy by sitting on it. Afterwards, he tried to keep going as if nothing happened, but for as long as I knew him he was even more neurotic about using the toilet.
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