Posted by Kirsten Abbott on January 12, 2003 at 19:19 [184.108.40.206]
Once I was hiking on a faint trail when suddenly I just had to take a dump immediately. I ran and barely made it without muddying my panties to what looked like a secluded spot well enough off the trail to be suitable for dropping my load. I hurriedly lowered my pants and squatted, then finding the dump to be one of those, though of enormous urge, rather stiff and slow to creep out. Just when the turd was half-way in and half-way out so I couldn't move without squishing it all over my ass, I discovered that, as it turned out, I was in a horseshoe bend of the trail. My "secluded spot" turned out to be a place where the faint trail had doubled back, and my bare pooper sporting that humongous half-shat "log" was just two feet from the trail. The way I learned it was from the sudden chatter of a group of four hikers, two guys and two girls, almost upon me by the time I was aware of them, just when they couldn't miss my bare buns and the enormity of their unloading cargo. There were amused giggles, one cry of , Oh, excuse me, ma'am,
a "golly" and an "oh, shit!" (well, duh!). Seemed maybe one member of the party paused to stare, others hurried by, without my noticing who was who. Funny part was, as they walked on they talked rather unabshedly, the girl voices being the more uninhibited ones. One said, "What a dope!", for example, but it was the guys who tried to bring some decorum to the situation. One kind of said in an embarrased voice, "Let's get on, she's been bothered enough" and the other said kind of hushed but still audible, "Yeah obviously the poor girl had to go really bad. Could've been any of us.", at which one of the girls blurted out loudly, "At least I'd get off the trail for God's sake". With the girls ridiculing me loudest, I decided surprisingly that it's guys who tend to have a bit more tact about such things. Weird as it might be to admit it, I actually got a bit turned on by being seen, especially since it was a big and healthy dump!