Posted by jerry on January 25, 2003 at 08:26 [67.30.207.243]
I was just sitting here, waiting fornte pressure in my bowels to build, so I could have a nice poo in my pants. I'd been farting for about halh an hour 9really stinky pre-poop farts, when I raised off the chair to let another one fly. Instead of gas, I got a really soft mushy suprise as I let fly with about half a cup into my pants instead of gas. It was softer and more mushy then even I like it, So I got up, went into the bathroom and used toilet paper to clean most of it out of my pants before finishing on the potty. Then I pulled my heavily skid marked pants back up and came in here again. I didn't bother to wipe before pulling my pants back up, What would have been the use anyway?
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