Posted by grateful lurker on December 09, 2003 at 13:44 [220.127.116.11]
Hi, I'm from the peeing board but found the following certainly true account in a contribution to "survey central". I am not into that but thought it might be of interest for some of you:
This is such a horrible story for me - a definite low point in my life. I was
about 9 and we bought some ice-cream from a shop (it was the middle of summer).
It must have been re-frozen cos half an hour later I was dying to use the
toilet. We were in the park and the public toilets were far away and it was
critical. So I went in the bushes. It was awful. I used leaves. But I was
I finished and decided to go home. I told my friends I had to go home. They
started to ask questions but I just ran away crying.
Then I was running towards home and could feel it building up again. I tried,
god knows I tried, to hold it in but ...... my arse just exploded!!! I was
wearing red tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe down the side (very 70's).
So, now I'm running/hobbling with my pants all weighted down at the back and
stinking to high heaven. I ran past these people and they looked around (in
disgust I imagine). I got home and went to the toilet and cried until my Mum
came to help.