Posted by mike on August 17, 2008 at 00:38 [67.188.66.61]
I got home from an evening with a friend and decided to go for a quick run before I jumped in the shower. Less than a mile in I felt the need to pee, and since it is plenty dark out I stepped behind a big tree on the side of the road (pretty busy for how late it was) and whipped it out. Before I could even start I felt my anus start to open and I suddenly had to poop with an urgency. There was no way I was going to pee without pooping too so I decided to keep running.
I made it another mile and I had been thinking about just stopping and shitting my pants and then finishing but I wanted to make sure I was in a dark enough place where no one would see it falling out of my boxers/shorts. I went another half mile and was about a block away from where I intended to stop and it started coming.
I knew there was no way I was going to make it all the way home so my idea of some messy fun was confirmed without my approval. It was creeping out slowly and it was very sticky between my ass cheeks as I tried walking as quickly as I could. I made it to where I wanted to step off the sidewalk and made it about 2 feet before I just spread my legs and let it go. I had no trouble letting it out and I could feel it building up in my boxers even though there was no where for it to build up. I reached around and felt a good size ball of poo but when I touched it it fell down my leg and into the ivy. By then I was peeing full force too. There was no point in holding it since that's why I stopped initially and my shorts already had to be washed. I squeezed out a little more poo and finished soaking my shorts and walked the next few blocks to my place.
My shorts are black and barely showed any signs of wetness and there was nothing on my legs to show that poop had just slid down them. I took a shower and surprisingly had very little cleanup to do. I guess with diapers it gets a lot more messy since it doesn't just fall out. Now that I know how easy it is to soak and shit my shorts on my runs I'm going to have to try this again.