Posted by Ronnie McPooper on August 22, 2008 at 22:44 [202.172.115.30]
It's about 3pm. Since 1pm I've eaten about 1/2 cup (10-12 tablespoons) of psyllium husk, 2 cans of baked beans, a big bag of peanuts and a bowl of hot & spicy noodle soup. I'm now scoffing through a box of beef-bites (nuggets) and I have a couple more cans of baked beans to get through.
I'm hoping to have a massive soft and sloppy crap in my pants late tonight. I'll be staying up to watch the olympics... maybe I can take a gold-medal dump in my pants.
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