Posted by ... on August 26, 2008 at 23:16 [72.12.139.224]
Well, about ten minutes ago, I was sitting in my computer chair and felt a strong need to poop. Seeing as how my bladder was full as well and I was the only one awake, I made the obvious decision and decided to do it all in my pants. For the record, I'm an eighteen year old guy from Canada.
I put on my typical pooping outfit, which consists of old gray briefs that I never wear (so it doesn't matter if I can't salvage them), loose fitting dark blue shiny sweatpants (don't know the material, I just know they shine when light is on them), and no socks (both because I have a foot fetish and... well, you'll see why that's a good idea in a moment).
I spread out some towels on the floor and stood over them, then released a flood of pee into my pants. Oddly enough, I didn't get much of the "running down the legs" feeling, since for some reason it mostly decided to stick to the fabric. That done, I started pushing. Within a few moments, a huge sticky squelch reached my ears, and a large deposit of mushy poop filled my underwear. I'd say the first half was of nearly diarrhea consistency, whereas the second half was moderately squishy.
Too squishy, apparently, as I suddenly felt something warm and mushy running down my left leg. With horror, I saw a large glob of poop fall out of my pants leg and hit the carpet. Thankfully, it's brownish itself, so a few moments of scrubbing fixed it up nicely. However, more was running down my leg throughout this, leading to an ertzatz solution on my part. I wrapped a rubber band around my lower leg, trapping the poop in my pants. By this point, my foot was covered in it, hence why I recommend not wearing socks.
When I sat in it, the rest of the poop squished itself everywhere, and I'm sitting in a rather decent sized pile of it right now. My leg is covered in smears of the stuff, and I suppose I'll have to take a shower after I'm done. However, I'm perfectly alright for now. Just thought I should post the experience up here while it was still fresh in my mind (and my pants).
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