Posted by Neil on July 22, 2003 at 08:34 [213.208.100.20]
In Reply to: Re: RISE this morning (UK tv) posted by Lucy on July 22, 2003 at 08:21
I can only imagine what could have been...
Kate Lawler continues interviewing Big Brother evictees, whilst crossing and re-crossing her legs in a desperate effort to ignore the desparate signals from her aching bladder. She is about to make a dash for it during a commercial break, when she becomes engaged in a conversation with someone she is about to talk to on-air. She realises that she must do something NOW, but as she makes to run to the little girls's room, she freezes, as the inevitable torrent of pee starts to flow. Being unpracticed in the art of wetting her knickers without it showing on her incredibly short skirt, she ends up with a huge wet patch front and back. BUT - no time to change, as the adverts are now over and she's back on air, deparately trying to cover up, with her clipboard, the fact that she's wet herself...
If only Big Brother could have been Big Wet Brother...