Posted by Jay on July 24, 2003 at 20:59 [152.163.252.2]
It's time to go to work, so of course I arrive at my desk with a very full bladder.
I sit down, piss like nothing else matters (because it no longer does),
and I sit in a nice warm puddle of pee all morning.
After all, it's MY office, MY chair (may as well "mark" the spot)...
I'll have plenty to drink handy, and as the need "arrises" I drink more & pee more!
This is now MY workplace, so I can enjoy the feel, the warmth, the aroma too!
(The only improvement I can find to this scenario is to have someone occassionally
come along, sit on my lap, and make things even wetter)
By the end of the day I'm wet, my clothes are wet, my chair is wet;
maybe the floor too (optional choice to use a plastic mat, throw rug, whatever)
May as well just leave it be... I'm gonna repeat the process again tomorrow anyway!
Benefits? Oh yeah, not only do I now have your own customized and more pleasant workplace, but I've "prepared" my attire for a possible evening out on the town!
Non-benefits? Geez, it may be "hard" now to just sit there and not complete the task "at hand" !!!
Wanna join my (wet) world of working at home? Email me at jaysplv@aol.com with your ideas or experiences.. Oh, another thing to remember... I'll no longer need separate "wetting" clothes and "work clothes"... They're all the same now! And besides, if part of my wardrobe hasn't been "used" yet, I'll just keep reminding myself, "IT'S ALL OKAY NOW... ANYTIME... ANYWHERE... JUST DO IT!"
(and yes, that includes the bed later at night too)
Have a nice wet evening... hope to hear from you soon!
Email: jaysplv@aol.com