Posted by wslover on May 07, 2001 at 17:57
In Reply to: UK Pub Quiz (all UK pls A!) posted by Wet Trousers on May 07, 2001 at 11:42
What a great idea!
I guess one plan could be to wear a kaftan, but that might be considered cheating... I can't decide whether to keep it my little secret, and so choose something very dark, or make it obvious, and go for the faded blue denim. Or if I was feeling really daring, then maybe my yellow shorts (that's their real colour, BTW, not stains ;-) with no underwear, but the problem then would be that when wet they go so transparent as to make me liable for arrest.
If I started empty, I could probably go for a couple of hours, if I wanted to (but would I want to?), but once I've started, I'd be going every 20 minutes or so (see PS).
#3 - How? More decisions, and me with 4 pints inside me already. Not fair, maybe we should have more than one session - reckon we could find a pub (Brakspears, preferably), that would host a pants wetting club. But seriously, I'd either NOT hold it, and do little dribbles all the time, or just wait and see how I felt at the time. Unless I was wearing shorts, probably sitting - wet trouser legs get uncomfortable pretty quickly, even on a sunny day, whereas if it's just your crotch and bum that are wet, you can keep on warming them up...
But at the end of the day, if Holly or Debra would agree to sit on my lap when it was time for them to go, I'd wear, and do, whatever they wanted me to!
Like I said, great idea. Shame that the bloody rain is never going to stop...
W.
PS - Actually, I won't hijack this discussion, I'll start a new one.
Email: wslover@carrotmail.com