Posted by Wet Trousers on May 11, 2001 at 14:42
In Reply to: UK Pub Quiz Judging & Winner posted by Wet Trousers on May 11, 2001 at 13:35
After a couple of rounds of drinks and an hour:
o Holly is starting to squirm
o Libra Lurker walks away to piss his trousers
o Dickie stands up and wets his trousers
Others have to buy the next drinks because, as the one and a half hours approaches:
o Linda pisses her football shorts where she sits
o Holly says naughty things to me and pisses her trousers and the chair
o Libra Lurker is walking off to piss every 15 minutes
o Donnie stands up and pisses down his jeans legs
o t.b. tries to hold it with his hands and then stands up and pisses himself
If I survived Linda and Holly the first time round, at two hours:
o Holly, Donnie and then Linda piss themselves again
o Linda goes to get some more drinks and wiggles her wet bum (probably to a chorus of wolf whistles)
o Debra stands up and pisses a puddle on the path
o wslover starts dribbling from his kaftan
o Christy gets up, squats and pisses herself
o Tiggy comes and sits on my lap, talks dirty to me and pisses in my lap (probably making me explode)
o wetfan pisses his trousers where he sits
By two and a half to three hours, everyone has pissed themselves except Nicola and, although he didn't give a time, probably Holder (ie, the champion holders):
o Phil walked away to piss his pants and trousers
o Dave pissed in his kilt under the table
o Frodo pissed a torrent from his shorts
Most are pissing themselves frequently. Debra is changing clothes and giving us a good show. ws lover is leaking frequently in his kaftan. Tiggy, Donnie, Holly and wetfan are pissing themselves frequently where they are and Holly may have flashed her knickers (which would mean dropping her trousers)! Libra Lurker is still walking way to go frequently. Linda is going a bit less frequently but is behaving naughtily.
Finally, after about four hours and more drinks, Dickie starts leaking in his trousers and Nicola gets up to sit on the grass, pull her knees up to her chest and piss herself in her skirt. She is perplexed, because she can't seem to find the grass and wonders how she can sit down on a lake...
I hope that you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed working it out ;-)))
I'm now going to take a well-deserved break before the next questionnaire.
Regards, Wet Trousers
PS Someone asked me to arrange it in real life. Well, I am not sure that we can do this in London any more. From yesterday's newspaper:
"City centre reveller who relieve themselves on the streets could be fined by police.
"Westminster council, which covers the West End of London, wants officers to have the power to impose £60 [about US $80] penalties similar to parking tickets from next year. Non-payment within the required period would be an offence.
"Westminster is likely to be the first council in Britain to introduce the measures after residents complained about the number of people using their doorsteps as urinals.
"Officials are also concerned about the harm caused to the walls of landmarks such as the National Gallery.
"Other councils around Britain are considering similar schemes if it succeeds."