Posted by inspectherwet on August 25, 2008 at 18:12 [203.221.246.184]
yes i know this should be on the nappy board, but i dont post there and its funny, so just read it.
I was sitting in my room this evening gearing up for another heated contest between the 2 footy teams when the first round of commercials hit. Naturally, my bullshit detector was primed to be assaulted. And rightfully so, because by the third commercial I was introduced to the newest innovation from a nappy company Cool Alert diapers. For those unlucky readers who missed this life changing promotion , here are some of the specs for these new diapers.
That’s right, you did not read that wrong, the diapers give a cooling sensation when one wets his or her pants. This breakthrough in diaper technology actually alerts you when his or her pants have been pissed. Brilliant! Unfortunately we are still a few years away from the diapers that can give a preemptive alert, but we will just have to cope for the time being.
I don’t know about you, but as a frequent pants pisser, I don’t need to rely on a cooling sensation to know when I have just ruined another first date, business acquisition, or family dinner. I was not aware that it was that hard to tell if you had sprung a sudden leak, that this diaper technology was so imminently imperative. Let me tell you, if your having trouble discerning whether your pants have been leaked upon, you have bigger problems than smelling like a urinal.
Additionally, the nappy company contends that this cooling sensation will be so uncomfortable for you, further reinforcing the need for expedient potty training. I suppose the warming sensation of urine in your drawers was not enough to shock you into learning how to function like an adult. Not to mention the embarrassment of having a huge wet spot on your pants.
some of the side effects
These include:
Walking funny after wetting
Stopping activity and stand(ing) still
Making a funny face
Pulling on pant(s) more than usual
changed more frequently
I do have a concern about these new diapers though. What about us who reside in cooler climates supposed to do when winter rolls around? , especially male severely frozen genitalia. I can see the news reports and recalls now. Nappys puts a freeze on Cool Alert sales after mens testicles freeze to diaper.” hehehehhe.