Posted by JR on February 08, 2010 at 08:57 [65.121.40.38]
In Reply to: Has anyone ever seen a REAL WETTING ACCIDENT? posted by John on February 08, 2010 at 04:54
I wouldn't say people are running around pissing themselves everywhere, but it does happen. Unfortunately, it doesn't happen exclusively to sexy young women. In fact, over the years I've seen more guys wet themselves than women. Following are a few episodes...of both sexes.
1. Being a farm kid, I grew up around a lot of animals. Once I saw my mom soak her panties when she was being chased by - of all things - a goat. The animal struck her once, then backed off for another run. Mother dashed across the lot and climbed to safety on a high fence. She yelled "get it away, it's making me wet my pants!". I saw a tidal wave of pee running down her legs (she was wearing a cotton house dress). I captured the errant goat, mother climbed down off the fence and went to the house to change. The goat was sent to slaughter soon afterward.
2. A friend of mine, in his 20's at the time, peed himself after being thrown and stepped on by a bad horse, fracturing his ankle. He started to stand up, and when he did the pain from the ankle was so bad he literally turned green and his knees started to buckle. His wife & I reached him about that time and supported him, I saw the leg of his levi's turning dark and something running off his boots. My first thought was that he was bleeding, but then I realized he was pissing himself.
3. This was one of the better ones...I was foreman at a processing plant where one of the workers was a very attractive girl, about 6 months pregnant at the time. She and a co-worker (male) were trying to lift and empty a heavy container into a bin. He was trying to be a gentleman and do most of the lifting, but being a small fellow himself, they were struggling to lift it high enough. They almost had it high enough when she shouted, "Oh god I'm wetting my pants". He started laughing...which made her laugh...she shouted "don't make me laugh, I'm pissing"!...that did it...they dropped the container and both leaned against the bin laughing so hard I thought for a moment we'd have TWO pairs of wet pants. She must have got it under control though, there was no puddle. I offered to let her run home and change, but she declined. I spent the rest of that morning trying to get an unobstructed view of her rear, but she was wearing black stretch pants and a low-hanging blouse which made it hard to see much. Still a good memory though.
4. I was in Navy boot camp, standing in ranks at attention for an inspection when the guy just ahead of me lost it and completely soaked his dress blues. The dress uniform pretty much hid the wetness, but the large spreading puddle under his feet was unmistakeable. Unfortunately, all of us around him started to crack up and we ALL got gigged on that inspection.
5. I was outside working, and noticed my neighbor and his wife were sitting in his truck, parked up the road a bit, having a loud arguement. Both were hard-drinking "trashy" types and I think the fight may have gotten physical. At any rate I heard a car door slam and a minute later the wife came stomping up the road past where I was working. She didn't speak, but I noticed her crotch and ass were soaked. Shortly thereafter, he drove slowly down the road after her, I saw them talk for a minute, then she got in the truck and they drove off, apparently having effected some sort of reconciliation. Maybe she promised to wash his truck seat or something.
6. My wife and I were returning home after a night at the bar. She didn't like to use the barroom restrooms, and was desperate to pee as we arrived home. I was fumbling (a bit more than absolutely necessary) with the house key in the dark when she said quite calmly "I'm gonna piss my pants"....and proceed to flood her jeans while I watched delightedly. She knew about my "hobby" and would occassionally indulge me when she was about half drunk, so I never quite knew if this one was ENTIRELY accidental. However she always said that it was....and who am I to complain?
I've seen plenty of other accidental wettings...heck, even had a few myself...but the majority were either underage or "overage". Old men, especially when drinking, seem to be particularly prone to wetting themselves. So it's safe to say that accidents certainly do happen, just not always when & where you'd expect.
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