Posted by tommy on June 03, 2001 at 15:04
My GF got totally trashed the other night so I helped her to bed about 9pm. Somewhere about midnight she started moaning in her sleep about needing to pee. My suggestion that she better get up and pee had no reply but about 5 minutes later she started repeating about her need over and over. Copping a feel of her bladder convinced me it was for real as she had the hard bulge down there, and with my slight application of pressure she jumped up yelling she was going to start peeing. Then she realized she was on the bed so she got up looking for the bathroom but instead sat down on the edge of a nearby chair looking like she was just about to pee. I yelled, what are you doing and she yelled back she was going to pee so I yelled back no, you on a chair not the toilet, and then the chair fell over. So now she was in the squat position, naked, legs somewhat apart and about to pee again as I hurried towards her with an attempt to get her up. Well she yelled, no i'm gonna pee right now, so I quickly jumped behind her and put my hand down there and sort of grabbed and pushed up on her pee hole just as she was already starting to spray. Her lips were wide open and she was very wet, and she yelled no don't stop it I have to pee so bad, and then I could feel her push and relax and push again. She yelled come on move your hand I really have to pee bad and gave another push. Her pee was right there as when I relaxed trying to coax her up I felt a strong squirt hit my hand so I quickly pushed with my finger again which stopped it. Now she must of realized there was just not going to be any peeing happening there and she listened to my promise of letting her pee as soon as she was on the toilet. She was like drunk and still half asleep but with my help she got up and we headed towards the toilet with one stop along the way when she spread her legs a little and gave another push to try and pee, which my finger pressure just wouldn't allow. Back on track towards the toilet I got her seated and the instant my finger was off her pee hole she pissed like mad. It stopped after about 30 seconds so I had to comment, saying something like, thats it, done already. No way. She gave a push and bent all the way forward and out it gushed for another strong 20 seconds or so, and then she repeated that again. She sat up pulled me in for a big kiss and grabbed the end of my shirt to wipe her pussy with as we kissed. I started cracking up as the whole picture seemed so funny and I picked her up and carried her back to bed.
Ok thats my totally true story now the question. How come you ladies have so many accidents? Why don't you simply do as I did, and shove that finger tight to your pee hole to keep it in?
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