Posted by J on December 04, 1998 at 22:56
Doggone, it's another PE story that was joggled loose
from the brain cell archive.
While in PE in high school there was a locker room
where we all changed, and at the back was a urinal and
toilet and sink. The locker room was usually open all
day, even to the hallways of the school thru a back door.
This was great because the gym was sort of out in the
middle of noplace and quite far away from the main school
building, but there were some classrooms near it, and if
you were on your way to class and felt the need, you could
scoot round the gym and sneak in the back for a quick piss.
This was widely known by all. But then the teachers
realized this was going on, and decided to put a stop
to it. Heavens knows why a few guys going to have a piss
offended their sensibilities, but they decided to lock
the doors once everyone had changed and was in the gym.
I recall the instructor explaining this to the kids, and
one poor soul said "well, what if we have to GO during
PE class?" To which the instructor replied "then just
tie it in a knot, and stick it into your pocket!"
Stunned silence from the entire class, and as the imagery
sank in, laughter. He even made the tying motion as he
explained.
Actually, most of the kids in the gym class were not
inconvenienced, as they all pissed right before class got
under way, but I saw several instances of guys who were
making a bee line (P line?) for the locker room door,
and were quite irritated to find it unopenable.