Posted by Brad on December 14, 1998 at 01:58
I have been reading this and other pages like this for a long while now and never felt the need to make a contribution - until now.
I have always admired the Kev’s and others of this world who go out watching for sightings. I have become more vigilant has a result and had my first successes over the weekend, with THREE sightings.
Thursday night I went out for a few drinks, left the pub about 12:15 and jumped on a bus home. A girl who was fidgeting caught my attention, so I got off when she did. She lead me to a train station nearby, I sat outside the station watching her, but a train pulled in and she hoped on. A group of people about 18 or 19 got off the train, they were mostly guys, but there were a couple of girls. As they came through the station gate, one of the girl yelled, "Hang on, I’ve GOT to go to the toilet!" I watching a girl in a white top and black pants or skirt run out of the station and look around, seeing an ally across the street she run (quite fast) to it. I walked in that direction and looking could see her white top squatted in the darkness. I wanted to go down the ally and have a closer look but didn’t know where it lead (to the next street I found later). I thought afterwards I could have used the ‘I need to pee too’ excuse. I had slowly passed the ally and turned to see her running back to her friends still adjusting herself.
Saturday night I went out for "a few quite ones" again. I left about 12:30 and headed around the corner to where there are a couple of pubs. I knew one was about to close and there was a park behind it. I went and sat at the gate to the park, on the street the park is on by the intersection leading to the pub. People were slowly coming out of the pub and walking by to their cars. There is a round-about at this corner, it has fairly usual gardens / bushes lining the approaches, I was behind these from the roadway. A couple, maybe 40’s, and a bit hippy looking came across the street. The lady said "I’ve got this tree [it was a bush.], you’ll have to find another." With that she stood beside the bush, her back to me, about5 metres away. The guy came to the footpath and chose a bush. The lady lifted her dress, and pulled down her back knickers revealing a largish bum. She then squatted and peed hard for some time [Should I time them?]. I could clearly hear her. At one stage a car came along the street beside her and she grabbed the bush beside her and held it in front of her as if she was hiding. When she was doing, she walked out to the footpath, noticed me and realised I had seen everything. She laughed and said, "I hope you water the trees too, it’s for the best". I agreed.
Later, when everyone had left this pub, I went to the one down the street. It’s open til 3:00. I went in and listened to the band until it finished (~2:30?) then went out to see what I could see. I had to wait awhile. Everyone had been thrown out, but people were still waiting for cabs, it was a balmy night, and no one seemed in a hurry. I noticed a girl (19 or 20, blue flora dress, slim, short hair, attractive) moving from foot to foot while she talked with others, not overly desperate but the best on offer. Shortly later, she wandered off down the footpath, she looked as if she had purpose in where she was going. I followed on the strip between the main and service roads, thinking I’ll get a cab down the street and go home. I thought if she wanted to pee she would have gone down the side-street where there is all sorts of possible places. She stopped at a real estate agents and tried the door (I couldn’t figure this out, but I later realised it had a deeply recessed doorway, but was very brightly lit). Next was the pub that was already closed (Same one as before), rattling the door there did no good. Throughout all of this it was fairly obvious she needed to pee but there were no signs of desperation. She turned and headed back the way she had came. I thought she had decided to wait. I slowly wondered back, still looking for a cab. I noticed her standing on a bluestone step leading to some offices (a single step), each side of this was a pillar maybe 6 inches across (a typical older style building), she was holding her dress. I thought to myself, no way, but yes. She lifted here dress, and pushed down blue panties. I was 3-4 metres away. She squatted low and immediately the noise was clearly audible. She peed longer than the earlier one, and I could see her pee running off the step and across the footpath to the gutter, this before she had finished. (Unfortunately I couldn’t see a stream out of her because it was dark and she squatted low.) When she was done she stood up, pulled up her knickers and wandered back to her friends adjusting her knickers through her dress. I must admit that this one both stuns and puzzles me.
Anyway, I hope you have all enjoyed my tales and I would suggest that I might find this Southern summer a very enjoyable one. I’ll keep you posted (if you all wish).