Posted by dejay on December 14, 1998 at 11:34
PREFACE: This story was inspired by and actual item reported in one of todays news broadcasts. The news item was about a new devise developed for the treatment of incontinence. The device consisted of a chair that had been fitted with electromagnets designed to strengthen the bladder muscles. One female patent was shown sitting in the chair and had a subtle smile on her face suggesting that the experience was pleasurable. Of coarse as with an new devise a certain amount of experimentation and development is necessary before it is perfected. I suggest the development of the incontinence chair may have gone something like this.
Due to budget limitations and cost considerations the prototype design incorporated the use of a surplus electric chair purchased from a prison which had switched to using a gas chamber. Of coarse the ligatures, electrodes, and restraints were removed and the new electrical devices were installed. The modified chair was connected by electrical cables to a control panel where technician could operate it.
First test: The first test subject was a middle age woman who had been an incontinent patent of Dr. Jack Hoff, (urologist and inventor) for many years. For their first test they used a low frequency AC (Alternating Current) signal of considerable voltage to drive the electromagnets. When the current was switched on it caused an immediate loss of bladder control in the patent causing her urine to flood into her pants and pool on the chair before running down under the seat where it came in contact with the high voltage circuitry sending the current back up the wetness and electrocuting the patent in a fashion similar to the chairs' original use.
Second test: The frequency of the electrical signal was increased from 30 Hz. to 60 Hz. and the subject was another middle age patent, this time a man was selected for the test. The current was switched on with the same result as with the first patent. The man was pronounced dead of electrocution.
Third test: Additional insulating materials were used to reduce the risk of moisture entering the electrical wiring. Another patent was selected for the test. It was found that the insulating material had not been properly installed resulting in the same outcome as in tests one and two.
Dr. Jack Hoff could afford to loose no more patents as it was starting to effect his income and professional reputation not to mention the fear of malpractice lawsuits so he decided to recruit student volunteers from the nearby college to continue his research. The insulation was reinstalled properly and absorbent padding was added to the seat. The frequency was increased to 120 Hz.
Fourth test: A pretty 20 year old female was used for the test. The devise was switched on with no immediate effects other than a slight smile on the young lady's face. After 20 seconds her legs were noticeably pressing together and her smiling eyes were beginning to look a little glassy. 1 minute into the test and the smile had become a look of extreme pleasure. Thighs were even more tightly pressing together and squirming with alternating contractions. 2 minutes into the test the subject relaxed and emptied her bladder into her pants and experienced and orgasm at the same time. The fourth subject survived the test with no ill effects other than the embarrassment of leaving the office with wet pants.
Fifth test: Frequency was increased from 120 Hz. to 240 Hz. Another pretty young coed was used for the test. End result was the same as in the fourth test but in half the time.
At this point Dr. Hoff decided that he should try the chair himself so tee if he could determine what was going wrong. With his assistant, Dick Longfellow, at the controls and his lab technician, Peter Stroker standing nearby he sat in the chair. Dick turned on the current and while Dr. Hoff felt a stimulating sensation in his penis, he pissed his pants within the first twenty seconds and had to wear a lab coat for the rest of the day. He requested Dick to shut off the machine as he was about to cum in his pants.
Now, with his personal experience in the chair he new what was wrong and instructed Peter to convert the current to DC (Direct Current). This was done and another coed was selected for the next test.
Sixth test: Young coed sat in the chair for twenty minutes with no apparent effects observed. Upon leaving the office however it was noted that paper clips and other small metal objects were hanging from patents hips and buttocks.
The final modification of the devise involved modulating the DC current with a low level AC signal. This served to degause the patient during treatment and also gave a pleasant tingling sensation in the genitals. Dr. Hoff now felt it was safe to use his regular patents for long term testing. The tests are at present ongoing and conclusive data on the effectiveness of the treatment has not yet been documented.
This report is of coarse fiction however the devise described here is real according to NBC news.
dejay
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