Posted by gbuu on December 22, 1998 at 14:54
In Reply to: Where does Santa pee??? posted by dejay on December 22, 1998 at 12:28
Hi DJ,
Looks like you missed Patches Place lately. Santa just wets his pants. But first he waits till a girl sits on his lap who wets herself from fear or so, and then Santa can let go too because the poor girl will be the one blamed for the wet patch ;-)
And you wonder why you never found wet spots on the carpet after Santa has visited you? Ever wondered why the needles of the Christmas tree suddenly fell out the day after Christmas?
Have a nice Christmas Dejay and the rest of you.