Posted by wetman on December 23, 1998 at 11:01
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
not a creature was peeing...not even a mouse.
The stocking were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that saint Nickolus soon would be there.
When out on the lawn their arose such a splatter
I jumped from my chair to see what was the matter.
I ran to the window and what did I see...
eight reindeer and santa all taking a pee!
Their streams were all gushing
and melting the snow....
It was obvious to me
that they HAD TO GO!
They smiled with relief
as they finished their leak
then Santa zipped up
as I stole a peek
Then onto his sleigh
old Santa did hop
And he said"No more pee breaks..
Before our next stop"
And I heard him proclaim
as he rose out of site
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
and to all a wet night.