Posted by Melanie on December 25, 1998 at 05:48
Dan this one's for you! Merry Christmas baby! I love you!
The Bus Stop Poem
I'm standing at the bus stop
I have to pee so bad
This stupid bus ain't coming
And now I'm really mad
It's raining really hard out
I really have to go
If I hold it any longer
The pee might start to flow
I had to run an errand
I should have gone straight home
The pee within my bladder
Could fill the Astro Dome
I'm dancing and I'm shifting
I won't sit on a bench
In order not to dribble
I really have to clench
I'm miserable and cold now
I think I'm gonna cry
A car speeds through a puddle
Splashing water on my thighs
"That's it!" I say "I've had it!"
"I just can't hold this pee!"
I'm simply gonna climb that rail
And go behind that tree
And as I stood there crouching
And dying just to pee
I found I was too nervous
To go behind a tree
So then I pulled my pants up
I climbed over the rail
So then I felt the trickle
As the pee began to trail
It trail right down my legs
And began to soak my pants
As I tried desparately to hold it in
And knew I had no chance
And then what did I spy
Just as the last drop fell
The bus pulled up and I got on
And hoped I wouldn't smell
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