Posted by TrollPisser on January 08, 2000 at 03:54
Once upon a time there lived a little troll named bob, bob wasn't like the other trolls in that he had challanged the institution known as the "Good Iittle Troll Authority" (GLTA for short) and won. This, however, was not enough for bob, through his beady little troll eyes he saw that the GLTA was unwittingly inhibiting the advancement of troll culture by forcing it's youth into slave labor sewing shoes 2 sizes to small for even the tiniest troll foot. Bob Thought that the troll youth should be free to sew shoes of any size they chose or even not sew shoes at all but, alas, the GLTA wasn't to happy with bob's idea's on freedom of youth shoe making so they told bob to wear the blue hat. Bob moped over to the village hat rack was about to put on the blue hat when he realized that he didn't have to wear the blue hat just because someone from the GLTA said to so he walked back up to the GLTA "official" and said "I'm not going to wear the blue hat" "but I said to, you have to!" retorted the supposed authoritarian troll "you can't make me" calmly replied bob "oh yeah!" exclaimed the the GLTA official "you bet" said bob, "well damn..." said the redfaced GLTA official "let me go get my supperior" "ok" replied bob. Shortly a slightly over weight troll appeared at the door of the sacred troll pastry shop where the GLTA was headquartered, "what seems to be the problem?" he asked in his jolly fat troll voice as he munched on a sacred troll pastry "this fellow refuses to wear the blue hat" replied the GLTA official "did you tell him he had to?" asked the fat troll "yeah, but he still won't do it" said the GLTA official in an upset troll tone "well...let's see what the sacred book of the troll code says about this" with that he produced a silver whistle from one of his troll pockets and blew a little tune, soon 4 trolls came into sight carrying the sacred book of the troll code opened it in fromt of the fat troll. The fat troll flipped through the pages and stopped on a page with a picture of the blue hat "It says here" bellowed the fat troll "that he who refuses to wear the blue hat shall have his foot stepped on by a troll with a big fat ass" the crowd of trolls that had gathered around the scene chuckled "get me a troll with a big fat ass!" exclaimed the fat troll. The crowd tried to hold back their laughter until a little girl troll said "why you've got a big fat ass, why can't you step on his toe?" "cut out your troll foolery or I'll have you making shoes 5 sizes too small! I have nothing of the sort!" exclaimed the fat troll "why I think you've got the fattest troll ass in the whole village" added another troll "shut your mouth or I'll have you wearing the big yellow hat with the fluffy pink feather thing!" exclaimed the angry fat troll "I actually kind of like the big yellow hat with the fluffy pink feather thing, can I try it on?" asked the smart mouthed troll. Suddenly the little girl troll pulled a gun from her little troll bag and shot the fat troll through the head "why you little......" uttered the fat troll as he fell over on the ground and died.....now tell me....does it make you horney baby?????