Posted by Warthog on January 11, 2000 at 15:59
In Reply to: roomie's accident (M) posted by thom18 on January 11, 2000 at 07:02
I had a room-mate back in the day who was a bit of an odd character. Nerdy, but astute and a little pretentious. Listened to classical music and adult type artists like Peter Gabriel. Nice guy but irritating in a way. The kind of guy who got picked on but didn't care because he was above that. Am I talking about myself??
He was bitching one day, as we were making our beds, that the beds we were given in the dorms were really uncomfortable. I noticed he didn't have a mattress pad on his and so, completely innocently, I mentioned he should try using the pad. He said he stuck it in his closet because it was bothering him. The tireless helper I was, I insisted he should use it and grabbed the mattress pad from the closet where he had left it folded but readily available.
He really should have hid his secrets like I hide my bookmarks, because I whipped out the mattress pad and there was a *huge* fucking yellowish stain in the center which could have been from only one source. Lucky for him, I'm a quick wit, a person who doesn't want to hurt someone unnecessarily and a piss-freak all rolled into one so I quickly said, "Ah, shit, no wonder you aren't sleeping on this! You would think they could at least provide clean linen to us." Of course they did provide clean linen to us and I knew exactly what happened, but I wasn't going to humiliate him by letting on.
I wish I could say that it "made me horny, baby!" (ala Austin Powers), but guys peeing themselves just ain't my thang! Nevertheless, I thought you might be interested in the story.
I met him some years later as I as working a shit-job for a restaurant near campus as I was planning to transfer to another. He was with a bunch of friends and I tried to strike up conversation with the bastard, asking him if he was still into Robotech like he was when we were in the dorms and he said, "Oh, man, I haven't done that for years." Years! It had only been 2 and a half years since he had pissed himself in our dorm room! What a cock.
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