Posted by Warthog on January 15, 2000 at 22:35
In Reply to: Re: for you guys out there posted by buddy on January 15, 2000 at 15:26
I hate that when that happens. I've caulked myself accidentally 3 times in the last 6 months.
But once I accidentally caugh my penis in one of those crimping irons that the girls used for their hair back in the 80s. Toasted it to 500 degrees and it sealed me shut for a month. Finally, one kink at a time, it finally burst forth whereupon all the animals upon the earth were obliged to board a giant vessel, two-by-two, to escape the deluge.
It's not a problem anymore and I find the ability to pee around corners very useful!