Posted by J on January 17, 2000 at 21:25
In Reply to: Pees in grave posted by Grave Digger on January 17, 2000 at 15:09
You happen to be female, and ya gotta pee
like a racehorse, and you've dug the hole
for yours truly. But - please be sure to
pry open the box, and get me full in the face
when you do.
Like the old joke goes, it took the undertaker
4 hours to get the smile off his face.
I think I'm gonna ask my wife to stop by the
tombstone (if I go first...) and water the
grass once a year.