Posted by More Info on February 16, 2002 at 03:41
In Reply to: Male wetting on TV!!!!!!!!!!! posted by Please Tape This!!! on February 16, 2002 at 00:04
OK I watched the show again, it's called "Prime Ridge", and it's a new episode, never aired before. The plot's a bit zany, but here goes:
The crew of the space ship Lexx (The middle-aged captain, a ditzy babe and a dead assassin) has lost the key so the ship won't follow orders, including manufacturing food. They have to go somewhere, so the ditzy babe asks the robot (a disembodied head named "790") to send them somewhere peaceful with tract houses and lawns and cute guys. They go to Prime Ridge Iowa, and buy a house for $300,000 with cash they hacked from Automated Teller machines. The ditzy babe gets a job as a stress counsellor at the local slaughterhouse, the only employer in town. (It has the giant inflatable cow floating over it, you can't miss it.)
So the ditzy babe is in her office, and a cute guy comes in and tells her he's stressed out because his father used to chase him with the lawn mower, and he hates his job shoveling cow guts. She tells him what he needs is lots of sex, and he should meet her at her house later because company policy forbids sex on the premises. There is a video camera in her office so they can check.
The cute guy is excited about this, leaves the office and immediately is desperate to pee. He goes to the men's room, which also serves as a lounge for the plant manager's son and a bunch of his friends, who have set up some furniture and video equipment. A tv is attached to the video camera in the ditzy babe's office, so the gang saw the therapy session. When the cute guy walks into the bathroom they throw him to the floor and tie him to a urinal and he wets his pants, (sound effects and all) and they tell him he's a loser. The plant manager's son then tries to get a blowjob from the ditzy babe, but she tells him to get lost.
Meanwhile, the dead assassin isn't feeling too goo because the freezer he sleeps in is not cold enough. A couple of crack heads break into the house looking for money, and he gives them a trash bag full of cash from the ATM and they become his friends.
Also meanwhile, the middle-aged captain has the hots for the slightly over the hill alcoholic real estate agent who sold them the house, who also happens to live next door. He's waiting in the tub for her, when her cute young daughter comes over and strips naked and gets into the tub with him. The real estate agent walks in on them and is jealous, then she gets into the tub with all her clothes on.
Now the cute guy shows up for his sex session with the ditzy babe but decides that because he loves her, he has to kill her. He's about to blow her away with some guns he brought, when the plant manager's son arrives with some guns of his to blow away the ditzy babe, (because she refused him) and also the cute guy (because he's jealous that the cute guy's going to get laid.) Then the FBI swat team arrives with a bunch of guns, trampling the lawn in the process. This enrages the mother, who climbs out of the tub and goes downstairs with her gun. The crackheads (one of whom is the real estate agent's son) show up with their guns. Are you getting all of this?
Suddenly everyone starts shooting each other and everyone is killed with blood and guts flying everywhere, except the cute young guy and the daughter, who have sex on the floor in the middle of the shootout. The crackheads make off with the crew's shuttlecraft, and the crew escapes with the real estate agent's T-Bird. The End.
This was without a doubt one of the wierdest hours of television I have ever watched. About 10 minutes into the episode I started taking notes, when I realized the plot was going all over the place and I know I wouldn't be able to keep track of it without them. If you've never seen "Lexx" you should really check it out, it's a trip!
Did anybody record the show?