Posted by Snake on January 18, 2000 at 19:03
Last night I awoke with a bladder full; duh might have been something to do with going to bed after several beers. Anyway I was in no mood to get out of bed but I was really hurtin so I felt about for an empty can that might not have made it to the trash earlier with the plan being to at least drain off that much and leave the rest till the morning. Not a can about when you need one; so I pondered for a plan B while I pulled my dick towards my rear attempting to ease the urgancy with a good kink in it. Then, as the most sensitive part came in contact with my ass-hole, which felt doubley good, I got a crazy thought. With all the room up there, I could shift some pee that way and maybe be ok awhile, and with that, moistened the head with some spit and pushed it in. Mmmmmm although it only reached maybe an inch inside it felt good, and actually tighter then my girlfriends pussy I might ad, but a hint of hardness was starting and I knew I'd better relieve some pee like now or never, so I gave a starting push which gave a heafty squirt and stopped, and then started again all by itself. I musta peed about a good 30 seconds, a little leakage but not too bad really. It felt damn good, arrousel was taking over and the peeing cut off. My dick popped out and I didn't have to pee much anymore, at least it didn't feel that way. However I realized I was squeezing my butt as a bad, "have to go" feeling was stemming from. Thinking that little bit of pee couldn't have filled all that place up, I relaxed, and out shot a burst of liquid, the pee of course, but I quickly cranked on a major squeeze which stopped the flood, but some kind of major pressure was there fighting the gates, and as if to make it worse, I realized I still needed a wicked pee. O well; I tried but the plan was a flop so off to the toilet I hustled, holding my dick in one hand and my butt hole plugged with the other till safely on the toilet where the instant I let go, my pee burst forth from both places. AHHHHHhhhhh, what a relief it was, and the pee squirting out from back there...wow, what a totally hot feeling. maybe I should have been gay.... NOT..... I love pussy too much.