Posted by Sam H. on January 23, 2000 at 10:33
A few years ago I was at the Notting Hill carnival in London, the same carnival that inspired the Clash's great single 'White Riot'when it erupted in violence, but anyway, I digress.The only public conveniences for the million plus carnival goers (who had all been drinking heavily, all day) were some small public toilets(see previous remarks under 'employment involving ws') which probably consisted of about five stalls each, or any of the toilets you could find in the local pubs, which were all packed and people lined up to use them all the way out into the streets.Anyway I was in one of these pubs where the que for the gents was for some reason only about five men long and the que for the ladies was about twenty women long, as I took my place at the urinal and began taking a very much longed for piss,there was a bit of comotion behind me, and a good looking, twenty-something female came in and said "Soory but I cant wait another minute" she took her white dungerees down and squatted with her back against the urinal and took an extremly long piss, not worrying about the fact that everyone could see her whole body,(no bra),or that she was getting 'splashback' from myself and the guy on her other side,she then said "That was probably the most unhygenic piss I've ever had" got up and left, to the laughter of most of the women in the que.These little things just dont happen often enough in my opinion, anyone else got any similar stories? PUNK ROCK LIVES!
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