Posted by Mr. Breakdance on January 25, 2000 at 19:28
Am I speaking to anyone here? Do any of you get off on this? I mean I am sure you don't actually do it, but WOULD you do it?
I am an 80s child. Can't help it, that's who I am. Skinny leather ties, lots of mousse/hairspray and really bad music.
The one thing I love to do, regarding peeing, is to come home after a hard days work, crank up my mp3 collection of Ratt, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, etc. on Winamp, open a wine cooler (actually, they are malt coolers these days) and settle into my desk chair for a good round of illegally downloaded 1980's arcade games like Pac-man, Joust, Cenitipede, Space Invaders, Tempest, etc. while I royally piss my pants.
Strange, but for a brief few hours each night, it is 1983 all over again in my apartment but this time around I get to do all of the things I wished I could do back in the day! I never had the money to buy all the music or stereos I wanted. I didn't have an unlimited amount of quarters for the arcade (remember arcades?), I sure as hell couldn't drink (I was 12!) and it would have been a cold day in hell with a boquette of flowers before I pissed my pants at home! Talk about indulgence. I almost feel guilty after a night like tonight.