Posted by embarrassed on January 29, 2000 at 23:16
I decided one day at work that I would wet my pants as I got near my apartment door. I don't think I could ever stage a real public accident and this was as daring as I could get at the time and still risk being caught.
I parked my car and walked past my apartment to the mail boxes. After getting my mail I started getting ready to pee in my pants. As I got near my apartment I got my keys out of my pocket and started wetting my pants. I was very nervous and shaking as I hurried to let myself into the apartment. I stood there in shock and luckily stopped peeing when I realized I didn't have a key for my apartment. I was so nervous I was numb.
When I regained my senses, I put my briefcase in front of my pants and hurried out to my car. I was hoping my briefcase was big enough to cover the dark blue stain on my light blue Dockers.
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