Posted by Tyrin on September 20, 2000 at 01:06
Hmm, this is a true story that occured last year at the Christmas parade. I thought I'd share it.
My girlfriend and I were both in the college marching band, and we were to march in the Christmas parade. Well, before we left my house she had drank a lot of water (for me, actually) :) and we ended up leaving early, before she was able to use the bathroom. Well, we arrived at the Parade decked in our band uniforms and finally found the spot where the band was supposed to meet. Only a few people were there yet, so we went to sit on the steps of the middle school, where we were lining up. I was trying to memorize our tune because I had missed band the day before, and my girlfriend was sitting with me. After a few minutes, she told me that she really needed to use the bathroom. I asked if she could hold it and she said she didn't know (which surprised me, she never lets herself get into that situation). When I commented on this, she said, "Well, it's YOUR fault, you know." And so I decided to try and help her find a restroom. Well, we tried the middle school doors, and they were locked up tight. I asked again if she could hold it, and she said something like, "I don't know, I have to go bad, besides I don't want to spend the whole time marching in agony." I kind of jokingly suggested that she could go between some of the outdoor buildings and was surprised again when she nodded and dragged me after her. Now, the buildings were not really close together, and there was a small roof over this little entranceway. We walked in between the buildings and found that it was an alley of sorts, but with like three openings, one of which had people streaming by. She frowned at this, and I shrugged and said, "Well, I don't know where else to go, I suppose we can go back the way we came." But she shook her head and said, "I'm going to go here, stand in front of me so no one can see me." Originally, this would have been a great turn on, but mixed with my surprise was this horrible fear of being caught, and what that might mean. I had just heard a story of someone getting some sort of sitation for urinating in public and I told her this. She was worried about it too, and had heard the same story, but that wasn't going to stop her. So I stood there nervously and she undid her band uniform and after she finally managed that, she squatted. I watched the people stream by, just waiting for someone to look in. Suddenly, there was a sound like a fire hydrant opened. I mean, it scared me at first. As this hard splattering continued, it was so loud that I was afraid it was going to splash on MY uniform, so I started to take a few quick steps forward when her hand clasped my arm with an iron grip, "Oh NO you don't!" She hissed at me, afraid I was going to leave her open. It was actually kind of funny. She nearly lost her balance trying to keep her grip on me, too. When she finally finished, I heard her fumbling around and then she said, "Oh no, I think I peed on my uniform some.." This was interesting, but again, I just knew this was going to end up in us getting caught in an embarrassing situation. She kept feeling around and I said, "Look, let's get out of here before someone catches us." She nodded and pulled her uniform back up and we started walking. No sooner were we almost out that some guy came walking up some stairs from some basement rooms built into the ground. He didn't know what we were doing, and we didn't know what he was doing there, probably the same thing, so we just kept going. Anyhow, when we got back to the steps, my girlfriend fiddled with her uniform some more and pulled out one of the inside pockets, "Feel this, it must have been in the way." I did, and it was wet. She kind of blushed, then said, "Well, I wouldn't have shown you, but I know you like it." I smiled at her and nodded. Fortunately for us, that was the only part that she had peed on, but now that the actual embarrassment of being caught is over, it was pretty cool. The rest of the parade went well. :)
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