Posted by LadyPP on October 27, 2000 at 18:22
My husband has only very recently discovered my desires. So now he sends me pages of pics and finds other things. Yesterday he came home with a joke I though you would all enjoy. Here it is:
This beautiful lady was hanging out in a bar (full of guys naturally). She thought she was pretty smart and would get some drinks out of it. So she went up to this good looking guy and told him I'll be you a drink I can rhyme better than you can rhyme. He says I'm game, shoot. She starts: 2+2 is 4. 4+5 is nine. I can tell the length of yours, but you can't tell the depth of mine. The man thought and said I can't beat that and bought her a drink. She repeated this with 2 more good looking gentlmen with the same results. They stated they couldn't do a better rhyme and bought her a drink. Now she goes up to this 80 year old guy and repeats her offer. He says ok, I'll take your offer, go. She proceeds to recite 2+2 is 4. 4+5 is nine. I can tell the lenth of yours but you can't tell the depth of mine. Expecting her drink she starts to order it. The old guy says hold on, I can rhyme a better rhyme, so she says go. He proceeds: 2+2 is 4. 4+5 in nine. I can piss in your hole but you can't piss in mine. Agreeing she bought him his drink. Just had to share that.
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