Posted by Wet Eddie on May 17, 2004 at 10:26 [67.64.207.78]
***Before you begin reading this, check to make sure that you are an adult (the age that you magically become responsible enough to handle sexual topics is somewhere around 18, 19, or 21 depending on which despot collects your taxes--here in the USA it is arbitrarily set at 18) who is interested in consensual diaper play with other adults. Are we all on the same page here?***
Rules of Diaper Punishment
Mommies, here are some tips to make sure your adult baby is a good baby. If he isn't, here are some suggestions to try and correct his behavior.
Before you begin, make sure you have the following supplies:
-Baby powder
-Baby wipes
-Baby oil
-Good baby diapers (I recommend Attend with waist bands)
-Bad baby diapers (I recommend Abena X-Plus or Molicare Super, or if you prefer, a nice thick terrycloth or flannel diaper)
-Diaper doublers
-Packing tape
-Depending on how bad baby is, you may need enemas, anal plugs, bottles filled with formula,
water, or better yet Mountain Dew (diuretic), a paddle, or whatever else you think appropriate.
Start off by giving baby a bath. Make sure he is all clean, paying special attention to his private parts. If you are concerned that you can't get him clean enough because of all the hair around his privates, shave it off! Doesn't baby look clean and happy now? Once baby is clean, towel him off and take him to his changing area. Lay him down on his back and get out a good boy diaper. Open up the back and show him how big it is! Lift baby's legs up by the feet so his rear comes off the changing table, and slide that diaper right underneath! Before you do anything else, grab the baby oil and squirt it around liberally--you can NEVER have too much. After you've doused baby in oil, take the powder and give baby a good powdering. The same principle applies to the powder--more is always better. Now you can set baby down on his diaper. Unfold the front of the diaper and pull it between his legs up to his belly button covering his privates. Finally you have a measure of protection in case he has an accident! Hold the diaper in place with one hand, and with your other hand tape the two bottom tapes (the one closest to baby's legs. You want them tight enough to keep in leaks, but loose enough that there is still circulation to baby's legs! The leg tapes, along with the other 4, should be pulled toward an imaginary line running from baby's head straight down to his toes. Each tape should be pointing towards the one directly opposite it. You can now fasten the other tapes, making sure that baby's diaper is snug everywhere. You don't want anything spilling out, do you?
Now, doesn't baby look happy in his nice clean diaper? Give baby some toys to play with while you go prepare a bottle for him. Baby is happy because his diaper is so light and comfortable and thin, and baby hardly even knows he's wearing it! Baby's mind is free to concentrate on his toys or whatever he pleases. Just make sure to keep an eye on baby so he doesn't get too interested in his diaper and start playing with it. That can only lead to
naughtiness and messes! It is every mommy's nightmare to find baby hiding under the table, digging the poos out of his diaper and finger painting on the walls. Well, not EVERY mommy's.
Give baby at least 2 liters of liquid to make sure he stays hydrated. Mommy knows how much baby needs to drink, not baby, so don't let baby try and tell you he's not thirsty. You don't want baby to get constipated, do you? There is nothing fun about not being able to poo ... or is there? Once baby has drunk as much as you think he should, let him play some more. Or maybe baby and mommy just want to cuddle together a little bit. Baby must NOT go in his diaper! Baby is being potty trained, and baby needs to learn how to hold it. If baby can hold it long enough (only MOMMY knows how long is enough!) then baby will get a reward. If baby can not hold it and makes in his diaper, well then there is trouble. Baby has been a very bad baby and needs to be punished.
March him right back up to his changing area and lay him down. Before you remove his filthy diaper, take out a Bad baby diaper and show it to him. Look at how thick it is, baby! That is going to be no fun to wear! You're not going to be able to walk like a big boy in this diaper, you naughty diaper baby. You'll waddle around like a duck if you're lucky, and you may just have to crawl everywhere with your thickly padded diaper behind sticking up for everyone to see. Shame on you, diaper baby. Is baby starting to cry a little? Well, baby deserves it. Look what a mess he made in his good baby diaper. Mommy should have put him in a bad baby diaper in the first place, even though he promised he'd be a good baby and try to use the potty. In fact, if mommy didn't know better, she'd swear sometimes that baby LIKED wearing diapers sometimes. The way his little weenie gets hard when she changes him
... no, that's just ridiculous.
Has baby gotten a good look at his punishment diaper? Good. Open up the front and back of it, so he can see that in addition to it being really thick, it's also really big, with thick padded wings both in the front and in the back to make sure that if he still can't learn to hold it like a big boy, at least the diaper will drink it all up and still be thirsty for more.
Place the opened diaper on top of baby, and squirt oil and powder on it. Set the prepared diaper aside. Baby is looking with trepidation at his new diaper, but is there something else in his eyes? He breathes deeply as the wonderfully clean smell of baby oil and powder fill the room. Is he getting aroused? Mommy sees the stirrings through his thin and soaked diaper, but that doesn't mean anything at baby's age, does it? Strictly involuntary.
That's what mommy's friends all say when she tells them about what a naughty baby she has.
It is time to change baby's diaper. Time is of the essence now. If baby already had one accident, he might have another, and you don't want it to be in the middle of a change, do you? so unfasten the tapes, but don't take the diaper off yet. Get your baby wipes ready, lift the front of the diaper up off baby, and give him a thorough wipe down. Make sure to get every square inch of baby's diaper area cleaned off, to prevent a rash. You don't want baby crying unless he's being punished! Next is the moment of truth. Grab baby by the feet and lift his rear end off his soggy diaper. Slide the old diaper out from under him, and slide the fresh diaper under him. While you have him up in the air, wipe down his rear end and make sure you pay some attention to his button. Remember to use a circular motion.
Good job. Now you can drop baby's behind onto his fresh diaper. Did the oil you squirted on the diaper get cold? Is it making him squirm a little? Well, grab the bottle and give him a nice long squirt right between the legs. Now THAT is cold. You might want to keep a hand on baby's belly so he doesn't try to get away. Do you want baby running around the house naked, tinkling wherever and whenever he pleases?
Once baby is oiled, apply the powder again. Baby likes that! Doesn't the cool air feel good on baby's privates? They've been trapped inside that wet, mushy diaper, and it is so nice to have them cleaned, oiled, powdered, and just starting to air out. Grab the opened front of the diaper and hold it up for baby to see. From baby's perspective it looks like a giant king cobra with his hood unfurled, waiting to strike! Baby regrets not trying harder to be a good baby. Well, it's far too late for that.
Uh oh! Baby is having another accident, and his diaper isn't fastened! He's squirting all over the place! Quickly put the front of the diaper down over his little weenie and soak up the pee. Baby sure pees a lot! Sometimes mommy wonders if there is anything else in baby's body other than a big bladder and a large intestine! Once baby has finished, prepare another punishment diaper, and clean baby off again. Oil and powder the new punishment diaper, and then wipe baby down, oil and powder him again and swap out the soggy diaper with the fresh diaper. Depending on mommy's whim, she may add a doubler to the punishment diaper (that's right baby, we can make this diaper even THICKER. You'll be lucky to touch your knees together!), or maybe give baby an enema and then pop in a plug to keep it in. Baby needs to stay healthy, and keeping the colon flushed out periodically is a great way to make sure he does! Just don't forget to take the plug out before baby goes to bed. Or if mommy just gave baby an enema recently, then it might be time to give him a couple swats, just to remind him who is the boss.
Now the punishment diaper only has 2 tapes per side instead of 3, and you need to fasten them a little differently. With baby's rump planted on the diaper, take the front in your hand and pull it up between his legs and up towards his belly. It will probably get to his belly button or maybe a little farther before it gets tight, depending on what side diaper you use and the shape of baby's body. Maintain this pressure on the diaper towards baby's head with one hand. With your other hand, take the top tape on baby's right hand side, and bring it down towards baby's left leg. You want the top tape to land just above baby's right hip bone at a 45 degree angle to the front of the diaper. Do the same thing with the left tape, bringing it down over baby's left hip bone at a 45 degree angle. The diaper should be very snug around baby's waist, sitting over his hips so that it can't move around too much. The two leg tapes can be fastened next, in the same manner as the leg tapes on a good baby diaper, pulled towards the imaginary line in the middle, pointed towards each other. The only drawback to a punishment diaper is that the tapes are pretty weak, so go ahead and reinforce them with packing tape. Mommy will know how much to use, based on how active baby is.
Now baby is snug as a bug in a rug with his punishment diaper. Go ahead and give him another bottle. He can pee all he wants, but with that thick punishment diaper on him, you won't have to change him again until morning. Being a mommy is hard work, so reward yourself. Go pour yourself a glass of red wine. While you're waiting for the wine to breathe, pull up your skirt and let baby start kissing between your legs. Doesn't that feel good? If baby keeps it up, maybe you'll let him touch himself through his diaper a little.
What the hell, maybe you can go ahead and help him out. But he must be VERY good to earn such a treat.
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