Posted by Manx on November 11, 2006 at 19:09 [24.61.40.223]
Originally posted by "Diaper Dan"
Synopsis below
Assemble the following ingredients:
* 4 bananas - not too ripe, but not green either - break each in half
* 1 Kotex pad -- medium absorbency is fine
(note: a disposable diaper liner is a suitable alternative)
* 4 liquid fleet suppositories-
(note: not fleet enemas and not solid glycerin suppositories)
(1) place banana halves in a glass bowl and nuke for 30 secs (optional)
(2) empty two of the fleet liquid suppository applicators onto the banana halves making sure the tips of each are lightly lubricated
(3) empty the other two applicators into your rectum
(4) slip the banana halves tip-first into your butt, one at a time (obviously). This may take a couple of minutes. It is a wonderfully strange sensation, so no need to race through this. The first banana will completely smush up. Push as much as you can in with your gloved hand. It's weird, but believe it or not, they start to go in easier and easier. By the 3rd or 4th half, they pop right in. This is why you start with 8 halves. By the last half, you're incredibly full.
(5) tightly roll the kotex pad in sleeping bag fashion. sticky plastic side inward; cotton side facing out.
(6) wipe up the glass bowl with remaining liquid suppository - if necessary, pop open another and thoroughly lube it up.
(7) insert the rolled-up kotex into your quivering (and very full) rectum. If necessary, use your finger to push it all the way in.
(8) Lay calmly for a few minutes; then get up stand; walk around; whatever.
Here's what is going on. You're obviously incredibly full of very wet, warm and weighted mush. And the quick-acting suppository is screaming at your poor bowels "Void. Void!". But...as the kotex begins to absorb the moisture from the bananas, it slowly expands and forms a snug and incredibly effective plug.
The resulting predicament is that you feel that intense crampy and panicky feeling. If you try to tighten your sphincter, the intensity of the cramping actually grows. I'm not sure why, but it does. And if you relax your sphincter (and eventually you have to); you find that you're absolutely 100% sure you are about to fill your pants, but at the very last second...you don't. The cramping and trembling subsides. You can actually stand and converse semi-intelligently. But then, in about 90 seconds, you feel it building again. That nasty wave of cramping. Everything goes crazy again. You can't focus; can't speak. It's
happening, oh my god, I can't hold it....but then it backs off again. It's like wave after wave of contraction. Each one gets slightly stronger. And each one forces the sphincter to dilate a tiny bit more. This can sometimes go on for 45 minutes or longer.
With this, even if you push down a little, the plug means that everything takes it's own course. It will happen when it happens. And that's that. You won't know.
But then, at some point the your tired and quivering little
sphincter surrenders all hope, and involuntarily spreads and your pants fill with a mass of warm, wet, steamy ooze. But that's not it, in most cases, about 30 seconds after the pressure is relieved from the prostate gland, your bladder will involuntarily empty as well.
A few extra notes: for extra lubrication you can go to the skin care isle in your local convenience store and find pure glycerin. This tends to be cheaper than fleet brand but because it's not diluted could cause the whole process to go faster. Also, have no fear of an embarrassing trip to the hospital. The pad is actually soft enough to work it's way out.
But of course only push yourself as far as you're comfortable going and play safely.
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