Posted by Wet Trousers on May 17, 2001 at 14:24
In Reply to: "Can't you wait Holly," hesaid posted by Holly on May 15, 2001 at 15:18
Hi Holly!
Of course I spotted it! I see I'll have to give you some more lessons in being naughty and corrupt you further... Actually, I'm not sure it needs me: seeing Tiggy's mail below, she's got the right idea!
By the way, an enjoyable story. Next Tuesday, I'll have to come over your way...!
Hmmmm: now what would I have done? I guess that it depends if I were wearing dark trousers. If not, I suppose that I would have to let you go to avoid later embarrassment for me. If not, well, let me see. Seeing as you whisper in the guy's ear, the first stage is to pretend not to hear over the din in the pub. That way I get more of your mouth near my ear, and maybe your long hair touching my cheek. Then saying something loudly to embarrass you sounds about right. Of course, that's only half measures: it has to be followed up with an equally loud, "Holly, you've gone all red!" to change the shade from blush pink to deep scarlet. Would that match your lipstick?
Then of course "It'll get cold; I'll only be a minute." You wouldn't be able to risk pushing past the knife and fork without risking injury so, with any luck, by the time you were on the point of peeing yourself and begged me quietly to let you go, I could accidentally drop something and, by wasting time to pick it up, you might just do a trickle through your knickers into the seat. After that, it would be plain sailing: if you stay still it'll happen and if you get up and try to walk, it'll happen sooner! I think that you'd sit still with your legs crossed, so I hope that the next I'd notice would be a wetness spreading under my bum and a little splashing on the floor turning into a steady tinkling cascade as the seat couldn't cope any more...
I'm certain that I couldn't either!
Best wishes, WT
PS I'll reply quickly to your three mails tonight before I fall asleep - I'm knackered after returning from Brussels(!), but it'll be tomorrow evening before I can give you my full attention...
PPS Fancy a drink in a pub?! Hee, hee, hee...
PPPS I have so little hair left that I have a number 2 cut. Of course, th straggling bit stand up at that length (aaah, that's where the title came in).
Email:
Home Page : Tiggy's post