Posted by Dodge on January 26, 1999 at 11:10
In Reply to: busting in the food shop posted by SUBDUDE on January 26, 1999 at 04:40
You must be really pissed off that she just got knocked out of the Aussie Open then. And in straight sets: a 3 hour, 3 set marathon with loads of liquids being consumed at the changeovers might have set up just the sort of situation we could really appreciate! Would make a nice puddle on those hard courts, too, not like our boring grass at Wimbledon.
I've always enjoyed it when a sexy female player has to sheepishly ask the umpire for a toilet break, and you can hear the muffled murmuring in the crowd as hundreds (or thousands) of people say to their neighbours "she's bursting for a pee", then watch her rush swiftly from the court accompanied by a lineswoman who has the enviable task of standing outside the toilet door where she can hear the hissing and splashing of all that pee!
Hey, I can enjoy a good tennis fantasy, too.
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